Reverse Penetration

When a turd is large enough to cause pain while shitting.

Mike: You forgot to flush the toilet again.
That was one huge shit you took!

Shawn: That motherfucker hurt, dude.
Talk about reverse penetration!

by loldongs34 December 23, 2008

Reverse claw

A hand geture where the right hand curls in on itself and is pulled up to the right shoulder.
Often found accompanying hook mouth
This often occurs upon recieving VERY strange or alarming news.

"Did you see how Cindy inhaled those two quarter-pounders?"
*reverse claw*

by M.A.M and S.V.B December 15, 2008

reverse mount

Taking a dump while facing the tank, leaving turd residue in the front of the toilet bowl.

Dude! Why is that turd trail in the front of the toilet bowl? Somebody must have done a reverse mount!

by Nook Nook January 1, 2008

Reverse Redditor

When someone bullies you for not liking Fortnite but is still retarded

michael: JUSTIN, YOU BETTER LIKE FORTNITE OR ELSE ILL KEEP SHITTING ON YOU
Justin: michael, shut the fuck up, youre acting like the cringey 12 year olds you fucking Reverse Redditor

by Crudin June 2, 2020

the reverse Spiderman

When a woman jerks a guy off and catches his ejaculate in her hand and yells Spiderman as she flings it back on him in the Spiderman fashion.

" man Shelley got me with the reverse Spiderman last night and covered me in my own spunk"

by funny-gal November 11, 2012

Reverse Samson.

(n). The loss of any skills or strength when you undergo a ridiculous hair transplant in a pathetic attempt to reverse the loss of hair (also called a Rooney)

Alex. Hey Wayne, since you've had that dead gerbil sewn to your head, your form has dipped a little
The problem could be your reverse samson.

Wayne. I know gaffer, but I need to keep my film star looks for when I hang up my boots.

by Dungwit November 27, 2013

reverse dustbuster

When an old lady rides you reverse cowboy

Bruh Bertha just gave me a Reverse DustBuster yesterday! It was messy but dry...

by Bitch Balls Deep June 8, 2016