adj. re·tard·ed Pronounced: ri-'tär-d&d
a. Anyone who uses more than 5% of the examples of "words" presented in this dictionary when addressing another person.
b. Someone too lazy to learn proper grammar, thus needing to create fragments or unnecessary augmentations of established words when struggling to communicate.
c. A person who makes up words to describe events, emotions, objects, actions, etc. Usually done in an effort to sound original or intelligent - see separate entry paradox
a. Anyone who uses more than 5% of the examples of "words" presented in this dictionary when addressing another person.
b. Someone too lazy to learn proper grammar, thus needing to create fragments or unnecessary augmentations of established words when struggling to communicate.
c. A person who makes up words to describe events, emotions, objects, actions, etc. Usually done in an effort to sound original or intelligent - see separate entry paradox
Read a book. Playboy and Hustler magazines do not count. If you were not born that way, you do not have to be retarded.
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"Retard."
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Get the retarded mug.1. Ol' Fashioned Term being the mentally disabled person that has problems with logic.
2. Word used to insult both disabled and sometimes non-disabled because of their stupidity that incites annoyance.
2. Word used to insult both disabled and sometimes non-disabled because of their stupidity that incites annoyance.
Prep no. 1: "That kid's gay cuz' he's into Goth even though Goth's Dead!"
Prep no. 2: "Yeah, he's a retard!"
Prep no. 2: "Yeah, he's a retard!"
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Retard: Amy: Some stuck up whore who obviously thinks that she's better than everyone and-
The rest of the internet: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
The rest of the internet: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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