realtard

someone who can pass off the appearance of normal but actual is a moron.

I thought Josh could handle it the fry machine but he's a realtard.

by johnnie lee higgins February 12, 2009

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Relotion

To lotion yourself after a shower, go back into the shower and then lotion yourself again

I wanted you to relotion yourself after that second shower

by Sahara Desert September 30, 2009

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realtion

A real relation

The fact that that mate made a realtion cannot easily be disputed as difficult.

by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010

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Reality Marketing is a new type of internet marketing pioneered by social media expert, “dotJenna” which stimulates community engagement as it entertains, informs and advertises to a target audience in a true and authentic way, using social networking sites such as Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and UStream, and involving a central character or cast.

dotJenna is a web personality who uses Reality Marketing strategies to entertain, engage and inform her audience of small businesses and real estate agents.

by dotJenna December 19, 2009

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Realteer

REALTEER. also REALTER. Definition: Pronunciation: \ˈrē(-ə)l-tər, rē-ˈal-tər\. Abbreviation: Rltr.. Plural: Realters. Verb intransitive: Realteer. Verb present participle: Realteering. Verb past participle: Realteered A persons who derive income from Real Estate Services such as Salesperson, Broker, Appraiser, Consultant, Assessor, Developer, Dealer, Administrator, and Educator who is granted by the servicemark owner the privilege to use the title REALTER or abbreviated title RLTR, subject to the REALTER Service Quality Standard Certification or REALTER Professional Seal of Excellence of the servicemark owner.

The main purpose of Mr. Rebisko's visit to the landowner is purely to realteer the property.

Mr. Rebisko's realteering without license was complained by local Realters to the IPORESP Anti-Colorum Task Force led by Rltr. Andres Bonifacio.

Rltr. Bonifacio was able to prove to the court that Mr. Rebisko, in fact realteered the property owned by the widow. Because Mr. Rebisko have no professional license to perform the profession of a Realter, the court meted him with a penalty of 4 years imprisonment and a fine of P200,000.

by Realter August 25, 2011

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