Real Talk

Usually used to denote a conversation involving very serious or personal matters.

*Friend 1 just finishes talking about the state of his grandfather's deteriorating health with Friend 2*

Friend 1: I'm sorry for bringing down your mood with this conversation. That's not why I came here. Enough real talk and let's grab a drink.

by G-Man8776 June 16, 2014

real McCoy

The genuine article.

William S. (Bill) McCoy was a bootlegger known for selling top quality liquor that was not watered down, i.e. the "real McCoy".

by Rick Bailey August 22, 2006

Real Vardrid

The shitty, cheating, bribing, and buying club known as Vardrid is the smallest club in Spain, and has always cried about being smaller than Barcelona. They have 14 UCL, of which half were won in dinosaur age and the rest are robbed. They are known for paying refs.

Look! That retarded Vardridog is still boasting ucl trophies that Real Vardrid won in the dinosaur age!

by your source of income February 8, 2023

real life

What's happening when you're not living your Second Life®.

"My real life sucks. I'll get a Second Life®."

by Torley April 10, 2008

Real Americans

Code phrase for "White Americans", or basically anyone that isn't the wealthiest 1% of the U.S. population. Commonly used to trick uneducated and easily manipulated people into voting for certain presidential candidates.

"I know I can count on all your votes here in (place here) because you are all - Real Americans." (wink wink, nudge nudge)

by Johnny Squares March 7, 2009

real world

Something that only exists in your mind.

Also: MTV show responsible for turning assholes into celebrities and starting the whole godawful reality TV craze

The real world sucks

by Duke July 10, 2003

Real!

Synonymous with a "NOT!" joke.

"Mate, that party was rockin on Saturday night! REAL!" Would be used to describe a party that bored the shit out of you.

by thatkidDE March 17, 2009