Skid row

When you kick someone’s ass so bad they look like they belong on skid row, they look like a homeless drug addict who lives on the streets.

I kicked Johns ass so bad, put him on skid row. I beat the shit out of joe, he looks like he is on skid row.

by I had intercorse with your dad December 29, 2022

mike rowe moment

when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you

I got this pal, he's studying to be an agronomist; he has a Mike Rowe moment every day

by John Damage June 7, 2011

chicago rowing foundation

The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.

me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.

by row girl shi October 21, 2019

Rowing

A form of dual masturbation performed by two male partners. Sit down in front of each other, thighs overlapping, so your arms can reach the penis of each other. Grab each other's penises and stroke them in a rowing motion with your whole body, arms fully stretched (one leans back the other leans forward and vice versa).

For better results make sure to keep the shafts lubricated (Den Kolben gut einölen).

Jeremy and I had a steamy rowing session last night.

by Rowing_Expert September 22, 2023

Rowdy Row

A secret society in the movie and music business that's has connections worldwide

Up the tempo and the movie role for da pinch of ya Rowdy Row!

by $$$ September 22, 2003

Bottom row bitches

In a movie theater if the seats closes to the screen are dirty and filled with popcorn the people would be called bottom row bitches due to nobody in their right mind going so close to a movie screen and looking up for the entire movie, then making a huge mess.

Them bottom row bitches made a real mess today.

by Mr maths August 7, 2022

Caleb McCarron-Row

Caleb McCarron-Row is the man of the hour 24 hours a day. His blond hair shines through the night and he is always supported by his two right hand men Jude Flynn and Hayden O'Rourke that are always helping with his countless women problems

Caleb McCarron-Row is so fit

by Helloitsme) March 15, 2022