Roman Ladder

A sex position that involves two couples and a bunkbed. Girls lie on each bed, perpendicular to the bed while their partners stand, leaving girl on the bottom to be at waist height of the standing partner and the girl on top being mouth height. The girl on the bottom bunk will get sex and give oral (similar to an Eiffel Tower) and the top bunk receives oral and mouth/boob play.

My boyfriend and I are getting together with our swinger friends and are doing a Roman Ladder.

by RomanGoddess March 30, 2011

Roman Emperor

(n.) The act of cumming in one's own sheets, rolling around in the goo, sleeping, and awaking with a toga held together by one's own 100% au naturale adhesive. Revered as one of the most respectable self-gratifying acts from 27 BC to 476 AD. Can also be used as a verb, in which case one would supply the necessary adhesive to another's bed, presumably while the other was already asleep, and thereby adorning the "prankee" with a friendly toga.

So I knew about a toga party a few days in advance that was going down in Greektown, and I thought to myself, "My, wouldn't it to be interesting to be the only person at the party with an all-natural toga?" So I totally pulled a Roman Emperor the night before and was a huge hit at the party. Plus, all the chicks were totally attracted to the smell.

by BlaWel February 23, 2010

roman war helmet

when u put ur balls on someones forehead and run ur dick down the bridge of their nose and they wear u like a helmet

your mom gave me a roman war helmet last night

by chummy(your moms lover) April 15, 2003

roman nougat

A gelatinous, fragrant gob of man juice (or baby gravy), stored for many moons, then expelled, with the intent purpose of moisturizing any single (or multiples thereof) facial features. A stale load shot in the face of a slooter.

Daaamn, brah. I got hella faded and gave some random chick a roman nougat last nite. Wherever shes at, Im sure shes hella exfoliated rite now.

by the tilelinguists January 28, 2009

roman spear

Leaving work very early

As in i'm taking an early dart, therefore, a roman spear is a very early dart

by andy cartridge July 25, 2007

roman candle

This is what happens right before a man gives a money shot. The act of shaking your penis like a roman candle and having sporatic splooge shots like a roman candle would.

"Man, I gave her a roman candle she won't ever forget....right in the eye."

by jbizzle15 October 24, 2007

roman drought

The unfortunate side effect of a roman candle (def. 2) gone wrong. When the potential projectile becomes lodged in the urethra resulting in an inability to ejaculate and/or urinate.

Dude, we gotta call the hospital... I know there's nothing more humiliating than a roman drought but you're gonna get an infection...

by Willie Joe April 26, 2006