Texas rangers

A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals

The Texas rangers suck dick!!

by Beenerboi200 November 7, 2019

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sword rangers

Sword rangers is when two guys pretend not to be gay but deep down really are. They play this "sword ranger" game where they whip out their dick and touch each each other with their dicks (practically rubbing each other) to get one another hard. Don't affiliate with these type of men, they will lure you in slowly by grabbing your ass or touching your dick till they know you're comfortable with them.

Hey my brother let's play "sword rangers"

by ItsStephyPooh August 8, 2017

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lame ranger

When yer ex buddy been on one for the past 2 years and comes back to town and he is sleeping on the floor in some shit shack with his fat fuck bacon grease eating night fisherman friend. And he goes around telling people that he was in the army and did like 4 tours and shot and killed 13 people and I found out what he was doing and busted his ass out. What really happened was he made it thru basic and cried and whined to his girlfriend to come get him cause he was scary little bish. So he took off and got a bus ticket, and a dishonorable discharge, Thus earning him the name ‘The Lame Ranger.’ He is currently sittin in jail, on a 1st degree burglary and also a whole lotta Weiner touching.

Who got some go go? Nobody, shits dry AF. Cept that schwaz the lame Ranger be sellin.

by #FlexLuthor November 17, 2021

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Rangers

Is the best football team in the world. Anyone would be friends with a rangers supporter.

Person 1- “hey, what football team to you support”

Person 2- “ hey, I support rangers what about you”

Person 1- “omg me too”

Person 2- “ there just the best, we should be friends”

by anonymous January 1, 2021

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