patty-slap

The act of one slapping another in the face with a patty of some sort of meat product, be it hamburger or chicken patty.

"Dude, he just patty-slapped you. Wipe that ketchup off your face, man."

by Your_Mom_Likes_Cabbage May 19, 2006

Putt-Fucking

(Verb), To Expend Huge Amounts Of Energy Over Massive Amounts Of Time Without The Gain Of Any Useful Results.

Fred: "Oh, Where's Deanna?"
Alex: "She's Out Putt-Fucking Around In The Parking Lot."

by Caleb Ashby January 19, 2009

twatty potty

to urinate in a vagina.

Last night was crazy! The sex with Colleen was so great, but I had to pee, so I just gave her a good ol' fashioned twatty potty.

by Swollengenitals March 9, 2007

Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge

The act of sodomizing one, or multiple adult film actresses, with a 9-iron while wearing a visor, polo shirt, khaki pants, formal dress shoes and pumping your fist like you just sank a birdie putt.

-"So, you had a good time with Abby last night, if you know what I'm saying?"

-"Fuck yeah; I took the Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge for like, half an hour."

-"Are you fucking serious? Your gayer than AIDS."

by imNotYourBuddyGuy December 17, 2011

Fatty Patty

A common name given to an inflatable adult novelty.

Colin: "Mike, c'mon, I'll sell you Fatty Patty for three bucks and it's not even been used once!"
Mike: "Wow, what a deal!"

by MACHone Inc. October 9, 2005

don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.

calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.

by george January 20, 2005

Putt

Another name for fart ; used to describe a fart

Wow! That was a big ol' putt!

by Emmaann January 13, 2016