sock puppets

having small hanging titties down to the belly button that look like Lambchop the animated character on PBS.

Hey guys, did you see Sherry and Pat's tits do their sock puppet show during the meeting?

by towlie October 2, 2002

NPP (Nazi Propaganda Puppet)

Calling someone a Nazi Propaganda Puppet is a way to call out people who try to make it sound, and feel like, Nazis in America isn't that big of a deal. Because they likely don't understand they are being used to make being a Nazi safer for Nazis, the term recognizes they are being played like a puppet.

"I don't know man, it just feels like it's important to try to see both sides."

"Dude, No! A Nazi is a Nazi is a Nazi."

"Yeah... I've heard about Nazi's in stories and stuff, but they look like regular people. Maybe there's more to it than we've been told."

"Who have you been talking to? Who have you been listening to? I know you, this isn't you. You're being turned into an NPP (Nazi Propaganda Puppet)."

by Orange Dream Dream August 14, 2017

Saucy Puppet Show

When you put a sock on on your Johnson and have your sexual partner pour an entire bottle of Italian dressing on top of your Puppet ideally infront of a large audience of your peers.

"I went to Rick's saucy puppet show."

"What the fuck are you doing in my car?"

by ARocketSurgeon March 27, 2015

meat puppet

A patient who consents to submit to radical surgery or who otherwise consents to submit to extensive procedures or lifetime pill purchases, etc. in a case which has each of the following elements:
1. Where other doctors, if consulted, might not agree that the condition is serious enough to justify recommending such a painful, dangerous, extensive and expensive course of treatment and;
2. Where the treating doctor's opinion and recommendation have been improperly influenced by the fact that if the patient consents, the doctor's financial circumstances will improve, enabling the doctor to continue to repay medical school loans, office expenses, loans for expensive diagnostic and other equipment and where the doctor's primary love is for money and where his primary goal is to become wealthy, and;
3. Where the patient's insurance or personal wealth has resulted in a passing score for the patient in the patient's wallet biopsy.

Doctor x: It's Monday morning, Dr. Y, let's look over the list of appointments for this week and see if there are any patients who might qualify to become another one of our meat puppets.
Dr. Y: Yes, I agree that we should review this week's patient files for possible additional meat puppets. I've just learned that my heavy investment in Monoposuck has tanked because of everyone suddenly moving to cloud computing accessible with cheap computer terminals and open source software.

by pamschel January 12, 2009

sock puppet

a dildo that is kept in a sock inbetween uses

Jane took out her sock puppet and used it to pleasure herself in ways her boyfriend's cock cant

by me February 7, 2005

sock puppet

Giving a random boy that doesn't even like you a handjob with his own dirty sock on his weenie.

So, Mikyla, do you wanna play sock puppet or what?

by Janice Depp October 29, 2006

butt puppet

a best friend that you think is a "special" person

you are a butt puppet

by yweallgo2hell June 5, 2007