zukurz (Pronounced Zoo-kerz)

Someone that is too short. Also may refer to the rapper.

zukurz (pronounced zoo-kerz) Comes from German. May be used to described the rapper 2$hort, or simply someone shorter than the average person.

by ?stuffing? November 23, 2011

tj proctor

A guy with a big as dick and all the girls get wet over is peng looks also he is a great guy to talk to

I just saw TJ proctor and he made my pussy soaking wet

by TJ proctor June 4, 2016

douche pontoon

A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.

Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!

by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017

tyler proctor

Tyler James proctor a guy with a really really small dick

Tyler proctor has a small dick

by Walesarehippoes November 14, 2017

Tom Proctor

State of mind to hate wet bath mats, as who would want them wet

Your such a Tom proctor

by Jamie Steel October 26, 2018

monto plonto

a shitty indian sit com that pewdiepie absolutely recked

person one:this shows about as bad as monto plonto

person two:don’t even bring that up ew

by heykittygirls December 27, 2018

joseph proctor

a young male originating in donny, a bit of a witty cunt, he likes to think he's funny whereas in reality he's quite the opposite. The doppelganger of popular YouTuber ChrisMD, Joseph is a pro-gamer and also a massive virgin.

Look at him over there, is that ChrisMD or Joseph Proctor?

by abstractlakx May 11, 2020