priestdick

A dick so rarely used it may as well be shrivelled in the sun like a sultana, or cut off and subsequently eaten by a nun mistaking it for a hotdog. With sauce or mustard

Benji never pulls a root. I'm surprised his choad hasn't fallen off like a priestdick. For all we know it has fallen off.

by youcangoandsuckmycock September 16, 2009

tit priest

urban slang for a nun

Whoopi Golberg played a Reno stage performer turned tit priest in Sister Act.

by saint_unicorn September 16, 2011

Priest

Someone who, in light of recent events has been looked upon as a kiddie molester when in fact that is just a bunch of shit spread by powerful media. The fact is that INCIDENTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION HAPPEN MORE IN OTHER CHURCHES!!!!!!!! It's true, Protestant, Presbytarian, Lutheran, and yes even Mormon religious leaders have been found to do it a ton more than any Catholic priest, but the media has made it look like it happens every day in the Catholic church just because it has more political pull in the world. If you believe that all Catholic priests are pedophiles then you are an ignorant dumbfuck that shouldn't believe everything that you see on South Park

Lutheran:Yep all Catholic priests are pedophiles it,s been proven by the media.

Catholic: are you a fucking idiot or what it happens more in the lutheran church than in the catholic church.

Lutheran: no lutherans don't do that.

Catholic: Oh yeah, then that's why there are twice as many police reports for other churches than the Catholic church?

Lutheran: uuuhh but I thought it only happened in the catholic church.

Catholic: nope that's just what the media makes it seem like.

by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008

Priscilla Dorothy

A Priscilla Dorothy is a person who is willing to become friends with you just to gather information, then be a snake and spread your personal information around. A Priscilla Dorothy will be all bark but no bite. A Priscilla Dorothy will cheat on you with a billion other guys, so what ever you do don't get yourself a Priscilla Dorothy. A Priscilla Dorothy will be a hoe from the day shes born until the day she dies.

I heard that girl over there has a boyfriend and is cheating on him with like twenty other men, she must be a Priscilla Dorothy.

by Priscilla Dorothy January 5, 2018

Priscilla

An awesome, amazing, kind, beautiful, caring, admirable, pretty, spectacular, special, sparkly, smart, really good at everything, brave, ambitious, and every single good adjective ever created. God talents include dancing, singing, every single instrument, sports, and every hobby you can think of. The best person in the universe. All hail Priscilla or get put in her ramen. No pressure.

Person 1:Oh my god, what a Priscilla!
Police:wee yoo wee yoo wee yoo your under arrest for breaking the Priscilla ways. You will be put inside her ramen for saying the realm queen’s name.
Person 1: nOoOoO!!! pRiScIlLa iS a gOd dOn’T pUt mE iN hEr rAmEn!!!
Police: too late. Piang piang piang bang bang bang. It’s ramen time.
*earthworm sally theme song plays*

by Talace Pauline Innlove May 10, 2021

Primus

An absolute chad who is also a basement dwelling kitten lover. Always requires his mods but can never support them. A demanding creature.

"You need to hop off discord, you're becoming a primus"

by norbert_dentressangle November 12, 2022

High Priestess Jew

This is typically a person of jewish decent. Its a great honor to be this. Usually a quite attractive person, but is a super simple bitch you can also call her No Booty Judy but she'll get mad and push you down ... :(

Person 1: hey what are you doing
Person 2: oh nothing just trying to find Natasha
Person 1: OMG shes such a high priestess jew
Person 2: loliknow but shes my high priestess jew
Person 1: oh lawdy shes a QT
Person 2: fuck off shes my no booty judy
Person 1: oh...um okay...i was just saying-
Person 2: shut up, leave......

by l0$+b0y4lyf3 January 11, 2012