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penguin

a very unique flightless(?) bird that lives mainly in the poles, but also in the galapagos. they like to eat fish. penguins are renowned for being adorable.

penguins make bizaare sounds. imagine a kazoo - thats the closest thing to it.

tux, a goofy looking penguin, is the linux mascot. usually different distros of linux have their own modified picture of tux.
by unusu-al June 14, 2004
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Chinese Penguin

1)a mystery until solved.
2)a very special drink made with DiSorano Amaretto and other secret ingredients.
1) He vanished like the Chinese Penguin.
2) pour me a Chinese Penguin, fool.
by jonny fantastik August 26, 2003
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Baby Penguin

Someone who you cannot picture in a sexual way whatsoever (to the point you reject the existence of their genitalia), it could also mean someone who is avoids anything sexual and becomes overly uncomfortable and awkward if anything related to sex comes up.

This person will forever be in the friendzone.

This person is also generally male.
"We were making sexual innuendos all night but he didn't get any of them..."

"Probs because he doesn't know what sex is...he's such a baby penguin!"

or

"He always leaves the room if the word sex even enters a conversation...typical Baby Penguin..."
"Well, he probably doesn't even know what a vagina looks like..."

"I love corrupting Baby Penguins! :)"
by STMcWrinkle March 7, 2012
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enigma-penguin

Any of several stocky burrowing Australian marsupials of the family Vombatidae, somewhat resembling a small bear and feeding mainly on grass, leaves, and roots.
The enigma-penguin makes for a fine coat of fur.
by Sean Stover May 13, 2005
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Pittsburgh Penguins

Only the best NHL team in the salary cap era. They have one 3 cups from 2009-2017 and in total have 5 Stanley cup championships and have won back to back TWICE. They have captain Sidney Crosby and assistant Evgeni Malkin.
"Which NHL team is your favorite?" "Duh, the Pittsburgh Penguins."
by nhlluver June 12, 2018
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Penguin

Every year, thousands of chickens are mistreated, and forced to dress up in tuxedos. Why? Because people refuse to accept that penguins don't exist, and corporate America is taking advantage of this by creating funds to help protect penguins! How can we protect whats not real!? The media is only furthering this lie with movies like "Happy Feet". America's children are being tricked into thinking that penguins are real! The truth must be heard!

Sure, some of you may say "Hey penguins exist, I've seent them at the Zoo" WRONG!!! That was a chicken forced to dress in tuxedos. It is a common misconception for people to confuse penguins with chickens in tuxedos. Tuxedo chickens are being shipped to the Arctic every year to further this lie. And as my colleague Dr. Hu pointed out, in these frozen tundras the chickens freeze to death, and even worse the tuxedos that they are wearing are dry clean only, forcing the chickens to constantly buy new tuxedos.

Please, stop the ignorance! Expand the truth, tell your neighbors, friends, family, and co-workers the truth about penguins! Maybe someday the lie well be swept from this planet, and the poor tuxedo chickens can go back to their recently expanded cages (thanks to prop 2).

Many still argue that penguins do exist, so let me ask those "believers".
"How do you prove the existence of an airplane?"
You will undoubtedly answer "I have been within an airplane, therefore proving that they exist. How can one be present in something that does not exist."
I therefore respond "Have you ever been in a penguin?"

Dr.Long gave further evidence to their nonexistence by simply stating "Penguins are not in the Bible, therefore they do not exist".

Furthermore "Penguins" are not only chickens forced into tuxedos, but they are starved chickens, otherwise why would they be so slim?
Saying that penguins exist is like saying unicorns exist, they just don't.
by antipenguinconspiracy March 31, 2009
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The Penguin

When a girl gives a guy a blow job then pretends to swallow only to come up for a kiss and dump his load into his mouth. Much like a penguin feeds their young.
This girl totally Penguined me last night! "WHAT?!? She did The Penguin to you too?"

"I was sick of swallowing so I did The Penguin to him instead. Can you say in your face any louder?!?!"
by CrackHead12 June 21, 2011
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