Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.
Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006
Get the Premarital Masturbation mug.The act of beginning to drift too soon on Mario Kart, thus resulting in driving on the grass which inhibits your speed and more than likely costing you a few places.
Anna: Yes! getting up speed, gonna get back to first place in no time!
*starts drift too soon*
Ok, hold it out....No! I'm on the grass!!!!!
Rob: *Overtakes* Hahah I'm winning!
Anna: -_-" damn premature corneration...
*starts drift too soon*
Ok, hold it out....No! I'm on the grass!!!!!
Rob: *Overtakes* Hahah I'm winning!
Anna: -_-" damn premature corneration...
by Annaterasu July 1, 2011
Get the Premature Corneration mug.Related Words
Premp
• premple
• Prempreet
• Prem
• premature ejaculation
• premature evacuation
• Pemp
• preme
• preep
• Premarital Sex
bad prems all over the world. alltho they are more common in cities such as eastern LA, harlem, detroit, miami, compton, east hastings and the streets of pk. if ur ever in need of drugs just hit up this buddy named bad prem. he looks like a brown biggie smalls and has a terrifying tatoo of a dragon on his forearm. he may be short, but he makes up for his with pure raw ruthless murders.
dont mess with bad prems.
dont mess with bad prems.
by cloverdale12345 July 12, 2010
Get the bad prem mug.by PempLover September 25, 2003
Get the Pemp mug.The time period in wich you are about to eat a bowl of easy mac. Usually from waiting for the microwave to finish.
by Wes Fletcher January 7, 2009
Get the PreMac mug.In chess, when a player checks the opposition without gaining any advantage do to a lack of foresight and/or planning.
by Johnny J. Rockability June 12, 2008
Get the premature e-check-ulation mug.Oops! "I clicked too soon". Or one who has a problem with clicking the mouse button too soon.
In reference to: premature-ejackulation.
In reference to: premature-ejackulation.
by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005
Get the premature-eclickulation mug.