I'm Pregnant

What you don't want to hear if you don't want to have kids. However, you wouldn't have had to if you didn't cave in to your Girlfriend's or Wife's demands to have them.

Laura: I have something to say.
Robert: What do you have to say?
Laura: I'm Pregnant
Robert: Shit

by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021

Alaskan Pregnant baby slayer

When you fuck a pregnant chick, and you punch the bitches stomach and aggressively shove your dick in the babies face until it dies.

I was going to be a dad until me and my wife did the "Alaskan Pregnant baby slayer".

by sexybitch69alaskanpipe March 31, 2015

preggos

new pregnancy

bruh i aint even pull out, i know she preggos

by KEENAN September 30, 2003

preggo

preggo: person who is in a sex video when pregnant

on our site you get all the preggo sluts you want!

by krapommeke October 11, 2004

Prego Trip

1. A woman that claims to have gotten pregnant accidentally by falling on another mans dick. 2. A woman that cheated and became pregnant from another man's seed. 3. A woman that is lying just to get on the Maury Povich show.

Until I see some proof, that baby is not mine! How can a Prego trip on a dick?!

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Pregnant Swan

When one has a rather muscular arm/bicep which bulges his shirt or clothes. An over large bicep muscle which also may be described as 'Hench'.

"Look at that geeza, check out his pregnant swan."

"oi breddas check out my pregnant swan."

"that mans jj is the creator, look at his pregnant swan!"

by Termanator April 19, 2010

pregnancy blow

When a pregnant woman blows a guy because he can't get it the other way =)

Mazel tov Patrick! You have the pregnancy blow yet?

by DebacleDisaster August 19, 2011