Premarital Masturbation

Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.

Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

permachubby

The condition of having a continuously semi-erect or erect penis.

In my twenties, I suffered from permachubby.

by Big M. April 13, 2004

premuch

Combination of "pretty" and "much", short usage, stating a self agreement with a situation.

"Yeah you premuch suck!"

by Ashmarie November 30, 2006

preact

The act of internal acting before external action. Action often fallowed by reaction and then sometimes deaction.

The thought or preaction of beginning quedalmorph stages.

My preacting resulted in the act of me reaching stage nine.

I preacted to commence a dooper resulting in the act of dooping. This then persisted to my personal reaction of said dooper leading to the deaction of future dooping.

by Gregwardo March 19, 2008

Premature Corneration

The act of beginning to drift too soon on Mario Kart, thus resulting in driving on the grass which inhibits your speed and more than likely costing you a few places.

Anna: Yes! getting up speed, gonna get back to first place in no time!

*starts drift too soon*
Ok, hold it out....No! I'm on the grass!!!!!

Rob: *Overtakes* Hahah I'm winning!

Anna: -_-" damn premature corneration...

by Annaterasu July 1, 2011

preacher zone

A mindset a person enters once he or she's been preaching for a while. The Preacher Zone is categorized by a complete absorption with the sermon being given (which often involves fire-and-brimstone imagery) and by a coldness of manner towards any individual listener (since the speaker is focused on the congregation as a whole).A mindset a person enters once he or she's been preaching for a while. The Preacher Zone is categorized by a complete absorption with the sermon being given (which often involves fire-and-brimstone imagery) and by a coldness of manner towards any individual listener (since the speaker is focused on the congregation as a whole).

Once we heard that the televangelist had made some ignorant remarks, we knew that he had entered the preacher zone

by WontonSoup November 29, 2014

premature e-check-ulation

In chess, when a player checks the opposition without gaining any advantage do to a lack of foresight and/or planning.

Two moves in and you're already coming with the premature e-check-ulation?

by Johnny J. Rockability June 12, 2008