Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.
The female version of "cockblocked."
The female version of "cockblocked."
My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.
by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011
Get the Post-pooned mug.The act of staying put in one location and smoking a cigarette at the same time. Can be done for hours or days at a time until ones pack runs out.
Hey, wanna Post and Smoke at my house?
For sure dude, but we're already posting.
I know we need to Post and Smoke in a different location.
For sure dude, but we're already posting.
I know we need to Post and Smoke in a different location.
by thedarksideee October 7, 2011
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The first shit you take after finishing all of your final exams. Also referred to as one of the greatest shits you will ever take, as your shit carries out your stress from preparing and cramming for exams.
Dan: Yo, Nick, I just finished my last exam man! I'm gonna go home and take a post exam dump!
Nick: That's awesome man! You gotta savor those shits!
Nick: That's awesome man! You gotta savor those shits!
by Da Pimp Hand January 28, 2014
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A post hoar often simply posts one- or two-word posts or posts consisting of nothing more than an emoticon, often for the sole purpose of incrementing their post count on online BBSs or fora (the correct pluralisation of the word, "forums").
A post hoar often simply posts one- or two-word posts or posts consisting of nothing more than an emoticon, often for the sole purpose of incrementing their post count on online BBSs or fora (the correct pluralisation of the word, "forums").
Jane is such a post hoar on Facebook; the douchenoozle posts one- or two-word posts like fifty times a day.
by Telephony March 20, 2015
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May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan
May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan
"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."
by postmalonehottie101 December 7, 2017
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Travis "Last night I wrote on Meghan's wall telling her that I really liked her...I just wish I could take it back"
Jay "That's a brutal bawl post man"
Travis "I cried for hours"
Jay "That's a brutal bawl post man"
Travis "I cried for hours"
by J.Thakore April 27, 2009
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