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I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.
She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!
by Pope X November 26, 2024
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Port

A Port is a person usually named Marco that is a type of BAN one who was married to a to a controlling female who hyphenates her name and gets side pieced by the mail man
Marco was married to this controlling female. She makes him do what ever she asks. Dam Marco is such a Port
by Shockabuds January 21, 2025
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Blown Gas Port

A type of tug-o-war between an asshole and exhaling lips.

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A garbage tier barrel with a few thousand rounds through it and the gas port has opened up enough that the owner is reconsidering their purchase.
I got the farts. I need a blown gas port tonight!

Should have never bought that bore cam, that blown gas port looks heinous!
by GunSlapsTech February 1, 2025
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Porting

The act of raping a homeless person and then posting pictures of them before and after online.
I was porting the other day and my friends said they loved the pictures!
by frandagdee February 3, 2025
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Boat has left the port

A situation or circumstance which has already passed the point of no return; A turning point where decisions can no longer be made; Waiting too long and missing your chance at various opportunities
"She has a new boyfriend its too late man, that boat has left the port"; "Deadlines passed, the boat has left the port there's no way my application will be accepted now"
by TheJuliusPepperwood February 26, 2025
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Port Flapping

When you put your mouth on a vagina and horse blow.
I was port flapping my girlfriend last night and she squirted all over my face
by DuckingLlama June 1, 2024
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Pass port bros

When hoes be so crazy in America you have to get your ass up and go to Japan to get a wife
Pass port bros be based as hell
by Brett Cooper is a W June 7, 2024
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