porch dick

The act of sitting uppon a stoop primarily on a porch whilst proceeding to act as a large dong

Old crotchety man: get off my lawn
passerby: oh stop being a porch dick and go do something with the time u have left.

by truly. me March 8, 2015

perchaps

its perhaps...but chaps

"Do you want to go to cook-out?"

"perchaps"

by chazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz July 5, 2009

PogChamps

Something to describe autism and cancer at the same time

Billy: Wow your like PogChamps
hip420: D:

by ____User January 24, 2020

Porch Honkey

A name for a white person who acts, wants to be, or thinks they are black.

John: Man... Look at the gangsta lean on that white boy over there!

Vanessa: Yeah. What a Porch Honkey!

"This word was created by me. I feel that wigger is boring and outdated. I just like to make people laugh. This is creative, funny and a little less offensive than wigger. : )"

wigger wanna-be Porch Honkey

by Dervish888 September 13, 2009

Front porched

When one sits reverse on the toilet and drops a deuce. Because the fecal matter now congregates in the front of the bowl (where flush pressure is much less) it is commonly difficult to flush away.

Joe made me mad the other night so I front porched his toilet.

by Gmillsman May 22, 2017

montana's back porch brew

An unfortunate name for a cocktail given by one of North Americas largest restaurant chains.

Might mean something rude or it might not!!!

Guy 1 : I just had dinner. Want to smell my Montana's back porch brew.

Guy 2: ooh! can I have a montana's back porch brew.

by kopking August 15, 2007

porchuguese

1. The style of porchagese spoken in New Zealand.
2. A combination of English, porchagese and New Zealand words made up by porch
3. Probably the most efficient language ever created because it uses long acronyms to replace long sentences that are commonly used.
4. porch style english.

Ford has been chatting with his friend porch and still can't make heads or tails out of porchuguese.

by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007