A 'Pile-Driver Dildo' is an act in which a man purposely gets a hemorrhoid or 'piles' and begins to fuck a girl in the pussy with the piece of the small intestine which is hanging out of his asshole.
Aron: How did you enjoy my party, last night bro?
Luca: Eh, It was pretty good until I accidentally walked in on Requise giving Mitchell the old Pile-Driver Dildo in the fuck room
Aron: My parents have a fuck room?
Luca: Eh, It was pretty good until I accidentally walked in on Requise giving Mitchell the old Pile-Driver Dildo in the fuck room
Aron: My parents have a fuck room?
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Get the Shit from the same pile mug.In the aftermath of a hurricane the indigenous population that has become homeless began to build piles out of the debris from other people's homes . This behavior usually occurs on other people's property until the piles become so massive code enforcement forces them to move on to a new location where they then begin to form new piles all this occurs while shooting meth and stealing each other's bicycles, in between probation visits of course.
Code enforcement runs off 3 locations where the pile people have set up camp and stripped bicycles down into nothing but parts, broken electronics, soggy furniture, and infectious human waste.
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