Pocket Rocket

A boner

“Oh Tyler over there has a pocket rocket”

by Uhhhwtf April 19, 2018

Arabian Hot Pocket

Defecating into a condom and then using on your partner as a dildo.

I was pretty worried when she whipped out the condom, but fortunately she just wanted me to Arabian Hot Pocket her.

by D a n December 16, 2007

Pocket Pretzel

Pretzels that you put in your pocket and offer to your peers

You: Wanna pocket pretzel
Them: What the fuck is wrong with you
or
"Get away from me"
or
"no!"

by Owlsarekewl January 8, 2018

Pocket Noodles

A device used to create instant noodles simply in one's own pocket. The only thing that tastes better than pocket noodles is fear.

Danny, bend over and open your pants; it's time to make pocket noodles.

by Cecilyism August 7, 2018

pocketa

a definitely ANNOYING person or situation.

ugh look at those pocketas over there... they’re so loud in this restaurant nobody can hear themselves chew!

by no bitches allowed October 2, 2020

cutty pocket

A hidden storage space inside an article of clothing, purse or backpack either made by the manufacturer or improvised by the user.

He undid the stitching inside his hat so he could have a cutty pocket for his weed.

by Mr. C's Dream Team December 23, 2006

Sad Pockets

A female who is not fortunate enough to have that nice, volumtuous, thick, mindblowing -- FATTY. In fact, the batch has - NO BOOTY.

That skank's butt is flatter than a piece of paper..SAD POCKETS.(to the tune of the Hot Pockets song)

by J-crackem January 25, 2008