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Parking spot vulture

Parking spot vultures may often converge in droves of three cars or more, waiting ten or more minutes to get a spot in a parking lot. Parking spot vultures do not like to walk long distances or find another lot. They hover in the same lot, and even vigilantly look to see when a person is going to get in their car, so they can grab that spot. This happens in mall lots, supermarket lots, and other tight places where parking is a premium.
Wow. I thought I would never make it to the library. As soon as I entered the lot, there was a parking spot vulture in front of me, waiting to grab the last parking spot. I ended up parking on a side street and walking.
by boggler April 16, 2016
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Parking in the Truck

Having pleasurable intercourse with a particularly large woman.
Man I just got Meghan Trainor's number. Looks like I'll be parking in the truck tonight.
by Glastic January 15, 2017
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Peaking The Cheeks

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and you pull out and start grinding in between her ass cheeks. Then you cum and it lands on her back.
Fucking Brooklyn doggy style last night ended greatly when I finished by peaking the cheeks.
by Orange Jizz April 6, 2017
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Perfinity

The idea of something being perfect for infinity
This is a perfinity sight
by The beat went off(@1kvng.rio) February 10, 2019
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PARKING LOT KISS OFF

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.
Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.
by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019
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Parking Meter People

These are people who annoy you so much that the clock /or meter starts counting down the moment you see them. These individuals are usually found lurking at family reunions, weddings and holiday dinners. Put in your virtual quarter for the meter and get out of that situation when you've had enough.
Oh no! There's my cousin Jimmy who I can't stand being around. I can only be near him for about 15 minutes. He's one of my Parking Meter People!
by Billiest April 18, 2019
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Perrin

Quite possibly the sexiest and most intelligent person to ever live. Perrin is almost perfect in every way and is quite a catch. It can be very overwhelming and intimidating.
"Oh my god, did you talk to Perrin today? So overwhelming and intimidating, and so attractive!"
by perrinjw January 5, 2020
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