pushing pencil 

the act of male masturbation by moving the hands up and down in order to eject the "lead". hence, pushing pencil.

cm: well that's why i like guys, we get bored we go on the net and watch a video, then start pushing pencil.

og: wait!? what!

cm: you know so the good lead "cums" out..

og: urrghh!!! men!! seriousllly!!?? wtf!!

cm: yeahhhh!!!!

pushing pencil by emontecratos January 4, 2011

sharpened pencil

circumcised penis

when i was young, I had my pencil sharpened.

sharpened pencil by cmoorepuss April 20, 2004

Sharpening the Pencil 

When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.

Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!

Sharpening the Pencil by BreeTiful1211 February 20, 2011

Putting Lead In Your Pencil 

From the Journal Of The Royal Society Of Medicine. To insert a foreign object into ones Urethra for sexual pleasure especially during masturbation. Damn Doctors U got scary black humour.

A 62-year-old man was referred to us from a nursing home by staff concerned that he had apparently passed a small household (AAA size) battery per urethra. The patient was in pain with difficulty in passing urine. Relevant in his past medical history was that one year previously we had endoscopically removed a pen lid from his bulbar urethra.

An X-ray of his pelvis revealed what appeared to be two dense foreign bodies in his urethra. Urethroscopy revealed two AAA size household batteries lodged in his bulbar urethra. On further questioning at discharge, the patient admitted to inserting three AAA sized batteries into his urethra for sexual gratification during masturbation four weeks earlier. The Doctors decided to call it putting lead in your pencil, the age old euphemism for sexual vigour and erections.

Putting Lead In Your Pencil by Mengele's lab rat January 12, 2012

finding a pencil 

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.

"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face

finding a pencil by Dave March 28, 2004

I'll pencil you in 

A phrase meaning that the speaker intends to add the listener to a list, or make an appointment for the listener to attend a meeting at a later time.

(Pencil, a noun, is being used as a verb for the action associated with it.)

Fred: I need help with my homework.
Daphne: I'm not free until 6.30. I'll pencil you in for then if that's OK.
Fred: It's a date.

I'll pencil you in by phantom oddity May 20, 2004

I'll pencil you in 

To make definite plans to meet with someone. As in writing your name in an appointment book.

I'm free Thursday afternoon, so I'll pencil you in.

I'll pencil you in by jafo May 19, 2004