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Kokopelli Punch
A game in which people look for images of the Native American trickster God and fertility deity Kokopelli (usually depicted as a humpbacked flute player) along roadsides, truck-stops and swap meets in the Southwestern United States and then punch the first person possible .Whoever sees one first gets to pick someone in the car to punch. Rules vary from car to car but the most common are
-1 punch for kokopelli
-2 punches for a Kokopelli larger than a human ("double koko")
-If someone punches you and it turns out there was no Kokopelli, you can tag back (give them a return punch).
-Once an image has been identified and a punch has been thrown, it cannot be reused for a new punch.
"Kokopelli!" Punch. "Double Koko!" Punch Punch.
Paloma beat Daniela in the Kokopelli Punch game 13:3 at the Swat Meet today. You should see her bruises!
by Moxie1 April 6, 2017
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dickface punch

to punch a male in the dick, and when they bend over, punch them in the face; a one-two punch
I will dickface punch him for disrespecting me.
by alvarez5th October 6, 2017
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Punched Mung

To have sex with a girl with a stank ass, dirty pussy.
I went out with that THOT and punched mung.

If you like punched mung, pick up a prostitute in this town.

I was with your sister last night. Wow talk about punched mung.
by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018
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sunshine punch

A Sunshine Punch is the act of forcing fruit, mainly pineapple's, in someones anus by punching the piece of fruit in question.
Shit, I heard Gary got sunshine punched by Steve on the weekend!
by darbstep_ February 9, 2018
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dick punch

Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.
My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!
by Burndaddy January 22, 2017
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Punching The Tarp

Noun; A euphemism for sitting at home on your computer at night instead of being out with friends or sleeping.
"Dude! I totally went to a wicked party last night!?"
"Quit faking, man. Everybody knows you were just sitting in your room, punching the tarp."
by Anemoneing July 5, 2012
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Marshmallow punches

When someone punches someone with the worst force possible it feels as if you were getting a marshmallow thrown at you.

A really weak hit. Usually people with spaghetti arms give marshmallow punches

Someone who tries to hit you hard but it ends up so soft and full of fluff like a marshmallow
Mia:Wow, Arianna sure has marshmallow punches. But, on the contrary Johnave probably has marshmallow punches too.

Hunter: oooohhh
by Mialoveshunter August 1, 2012
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