DECEMBER BABY

A December baby is someone who is born in December.

I'm a December baby.

by whydontwechickeeforever October 16, 2019

Meth Baby

The pugs of the human race. They're mom's used meth while pregnant with them resulting in them being underweight, having a baby face for their entire life, and having tons of health issues. Almost all of them are mentally disabled to varying degrees and it's unknown if they live very long.

Lexi is an adult but looks like a toddler because she's a meth baby

by Kanghikes January 3, 2023

jizz baby

1. Little Bitch.
2. Someone who you dominate. (Sexually)
3. Someone who you dominate. (Unsexually.)

1. You're such a fucking jizz baby, bro.
2. I want to be your jizz baby.
3. Ahahaha, you're my fucking jizz baby. GET REKT, BTICH.

by SonOfNazareth June 24, 2016

splashback baby

when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"

my brother is a result of a splashback baby.

by eradacator486 November 10, 2017

Weenie Babies

Institutional investors who panic sell at the first sign of a market downtrend

The Hedge Fund weenie babies are shorting the market again

by Dragan1979 May 6, 2021

Prop Baby

A neigborhood infant, 0-24 months of age, used as a human shield while dealing with law enforcement, in an attempt to avoid arrest and/or a beating.

While speaking to da police, the female ran upstairs and grabbed a "prop baby" and came back down, telling da police, "they can't touch me cause I gots a baby!"

by Hambone212 December 22, 2010

Baby Gorl

someone who is just so much more than a baby girl, you have to emphasize it with the “O”

Molly brought me to get pedialyte, WHAT A BABY GORL

by Baby Gorl January 30, 2020