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home office

a sly way to say homo when you want to call something (or someone) out as being totally gay... without anyone being the wiser.
those capri pants are soooo home office. bringing that quiche back to the home office for lunch, Jack?
by Waldo Pepper February 15, 2005
mugGet the home officemug.

OFFICER DOOM

One cocky online gamer from Rogue Spear on Gamespy Arcade who offers protection to rookies that will otherwise get wrecked by the other players, and if you try to go into verbal combat with you he will straight up END you. He also scabs for teams and carries them for the win.

He normally starts talking shit as soon as he enters the room.
<OFFICER DOOM> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<OFFICER DOOM> WHO WANTS A PIECE?
<OFFICER DOOM> I'LL FUCKING END YOU

<OFFICER DOOM> Go run with scissors you bitchmade trick.

<OFFICER DOOM> Jab a fork in an electrical outlet.
by MIKE JONEZ November 22, 2006
mugGet the OFFICER DOOMmug.

officer negative

officer negative Hardcore Christian punk, fast paced and adrenaline filled. One punk band that never disapoints. Lyrics are strong, and spirit filled. In my opinion, the best Christian punk band out there.
United in Christ, as One we stand.

Officer negative
by josh-13 January 8, 2008
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loan officer

A person who'll gladly take advantage of newbies to the mortgage process.
Will be really nice during the paper process and fuck you hard when you're pressured to sign on the dotted line at closing. Later to drive away in the $80k BMW in the parking lot. (They take lessons from insurance brokers).
"Sure we can give you a 5%, 30 year loan with no points or closing cost" ..."Oh the APR?...It's only 6.75%, don't bother with that number, it's too confusing"
by randy i am October 26, 2003
mugGet the loan officermug.

Office Depot

A Store that sells School/Office and other supplies down in the Florida Area(as well as some other areas)
Mom:We are getting Back to School supplies from Office Depot, or nowhere at all, your choice Billy.

Billy: How about to hell with school period?
by OG Karma October 9, 2008
mugGet the Office Depotmug.

office goblin

A person at company who has been deemed worthless in terms of how they contribute to the company but still continues to hold a job. That person is thought to be performing oral sexual favors in return for keeping their job.
John: WTF does Gary do around here?
Pete: Dude, he's an office goblin.
John: You mean office ghost?
Pete: Nope, office goblin. He's got to be gobblin' somebody if he's still working here.
John: Yeah, you're right.
by kibbles-n-vicks August 24, 2009
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Officer McNasty

A horny mcfaggot that loves them booty shorts.
Yo NIGGERFAGGOT TYNDRA, IM FUCKING OFFICER MCNASTY AND YOU AREN'T FUCKING DOUCHE
by I AM A NIGGA October 29, 2011
mugGet the Officer McNastymug.

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