Gulf of Oil

It used to be called Gulf of Mexico until April 20 when BP's rig exploded and filled the Gulf of Mexico with oil.

I had a vacation planned for the Gulf of Mexico for a boating adventure until BP screwed up, so now I have to help out with cleaning the Gulf of Oil.

by Gulf of Knowledge July 10, 2010

Snake oil

any dubious or fraudulent remedy or cure (The route of the fraud the word is derived from resulted from a misunderstanding of a traditional Chinese joint and muscle painkiller derived from the skin of the Chinese water snake)

That snake oil is so obvious. When will people learn?

by The Return of Light Joker December 18, 2007

California Oil Spill

When you come inside a girl, but the condom breaks.

Fuck, looks like we've got a California Oil Spill on our hands. I'll see you in 9 months.

by FatherOfTwelve May 7, 2009

Jupiter Oil

Jupiter Oil is slang for Liquid Ketamine.

That bitch was all punked up on Jupiter Oil, seeing stars'n'shit

by Miles Stevens January 3, 2009

Alaskan Oil Well

Liquid form of "Alaskan Pipeline." Without Condom.

It was recently discovered that Glen Rice gave Sarah Palin an Alaskan Oil Well.

by Alien2014 September 18, 2011

Mongolian Fire Oil

A cooking oil used in eastern dishes to add a spiced flavor without using whole, sliced, or dried peppers which can burn.

by Moose September 23, 2003

Check your oil

A prostate exam.

I went to the doctor because my nards were sore and the SOB checked my oil.

by t June 29, 2004