Nonce

A person that has an affectionate attitude to a person not of legal age

That Max guy seems like a bit of a nonce I'd keep him away from schools if I were you

by Jota be kidding November 24, 2019

Nonce

U.K. slang, typically refers to a sex offender guilty of crimes involving minors. Used a lot within prisons & council estates.

A very British way to greet your mates.

“ chat shit get banged you fucking nonce!”

“I don’t think that bloke in the white van has a puppy, he’s probably a nonce”.

by Idonttouchkids12345 November 24, 2019

nonce

this word means that i will knock you out in welsh according to the one and only niko omilana and LETS GO CHAMP

niko :hey shanon say im going to knock you out in welsh
shannon:idk how to say that LETS GO CHAMP
niko: repeat after me im a nonce vidal
shanon: im a nonce vidal LETS GO CHAMP

by jake pauls uncle November 26, 2019

Nonce

Darcy Nesbitt's favourite word

Nobody-

D Nezz- Oi mate you're a fucking nonce

by MrFreeThrow31 November 30, 2019

Nonce

A British slang for a pedophile

''I'm a nonce deji''

by J(a)ke Paul November 30, 2019

nones't've

A fancier way to say none.

Guy 1: yo ain't nones't've y'all best'nt've taken't my lasagne.

Guy 2: yo what the fuck

Guy 3: Sorry I ate it

Guy 2: ???

by Bing bomb bop November 30, 2019

Nones't've

A much better way to say none

Guy 1: ay yo bruvs, aint nones't've y'all best'nt've |-taken't've| my lasagne.

Guy 2: yo what the fuck

Guy 3: sorry I ate it.

by Bing bomb bop November 30, 2019