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Noah

The same mulatto from before. A total meme god despite being short af. Likes to spend his time beating fags and minorities (other than himself) and killing sand niggers.
Hey, it's Noah ,the same mullatto from before.
*gets killed for being a sand nigger*
by Mynotna November 19, 2018
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Noah

Incredibly small penis, has a severe form of anorexia and secretly loves ass (male ass). Yes, you've guessed correctly he is a fag hahaha! whoops, almost forgot to mention the most common relatability to all Noah's is the uncontrollable love for sex with older men, particularly their own grandfathers. #homosexuality #microweiny #GrandpaIwantmoney
Noah, we can see your anal leakage. You're ruining my carpet fuck man
by DingleBerryGerry September 17, 2019
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Noah

Has large puffy hair with glasses on, pretty skinny and is probably european, (mostly Italian), loves to talk about italian food and has pretty bad grades. He has the smallest dick in the world...
Your dick looks kinda like Noah's
by JoshB055123 December 12, 2017
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Noah

A kid with a big ass
Woah Noah. he has ass
by I smart kiddo March 13, 2018
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Noah

A very annoying boy that doesn't leave Kathryn alone. He "Taunts" her by calling her Mrs. Youtube. He also loves Maggie but is to scared to admit it. They eventually get married. Then they have 6 children. But Noah works as a dumpster person. So he can't take care of Maggie and their children. But Maggie is a famous artist. So she then saves the family with her rich paying job. Noah is now a stay at home dad. His hair is not so great either. So Maggie had to use all of the money for Noah's hair products. But good thing Maggie and Noah's kids have maggies hair. Which makes the kids a lot better looking. Maggie & Noah living happily ever after.
noah is a bully that calls kathryn mean names
by Noah is annoying April 3, 2017
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Noah

why is grandma acting like a noah
by SHERK33 August 11, 2016
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Noah

Noah is the embodiment of herpes. When taking it from behind he oozes with homemade nutty fudge. In the monsoon season Noah likes to spend his time isolated with animals. Like the woman who was raped by a horse, Noah also enjoys the feeling of horse semen sloshing around his distended anal region, of course he does them two by two, hoorah hoorah!

A term that has recently been associated with the name is "No-mo" This describes an action which makes you look and sound like a prick.
Arg - "I spy with my little eye something beginning with K"

Noah - "Cup"

Arg- "Oh no! you've had a No-mo you cunt!""
by Rochester Court October 29, 2012
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