by OL_Sloth92 December 5, 2019
Get the Surprise Christmasmug. When the guy you are hooking up with all of a sudden ghosts on you because he finds out he is having a baby with someone else.
I'm racking my brain why he won't return my calls and I think he's either in Jail or having a surprise baby.
by Books January 15, 2015
Get the Surprise Babymug. A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"
"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"
by Wurzzag September 2, 2021
Get the Canadian Surprisemug. by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ October 15, 2019
Get the Frosties Surprisemug. When you jack off whilst your girlfriend is asleep, and just before you blow, you slap her across the face as hard as you can, and when she awakes in terror you blow your load right in her eye. Then slap her again and tell her that she's late for work, and then tell her about the 4 goldfish that you inserted in her ass the night before after you drugged her hot chocolate baby.
The Bushman came home from a night of fishing, and gave his beloved bitch, an Aussie Surprise right, up the beef curtains....
by Bushkunty April 15, 2020
Get the Aussie Surprisemug. by GC BLAKK October 9, 2008
Get the Cocoa Surprisemug. The shaq surprise aka The slippery Shaquille is a move performed by the male in the relationship where they bend you over and give the old fashioned wrap around.
Ayoooo shalisa didn't big hommie come over to da crib last night. Hell yeah he slipped me the shaq surprise and afterwards I was shaq shocked
by Chunky chungus October 24, 2020
Get the Shaq Surprisemug.