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Clout Monger

when you do anything and everything in your power to cook up some relevance
Person one 1: did you hear that new track by blaa blaa blaa

Person 2 : yeah you could tell by the lyrics he was just clout mongering on whatevers hot at the moment. Probably cause he couldn't come up with anything original. Classic move when you fear falling off

Person 1: haha guess you'd call that a failed attempt at stiring up waters to catch fish
by usmaine October 20, 2019
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Clout

Clout: When somebody does something for clout they do it for a reaction, and or fame. Many youtubers decide to do this as doing something shocking or daring for views, this is frowned upon mostly, the expression 'do anything for clout' means you'll do anything for fame
Example 1:
Everyone: Jake Paul and Tana's wedding was just for clout

Example 2:
Youtuber: Ugh, you know they only buy expensive things for clout!

Example 3:
Clout can replace words like this:
*They do anything for views/subs/fame*
They do anythingfor *clout*
by Lemon-Kardashian August 29, 2019
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clout button

the button you click to get more clout tokings
John: hit my clout button bruh
Tim: why?
John: don't you know you'll get more clout tokens
by nickthewildseal December 9, 2017
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clout

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by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020
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NFTY clout

A participant or alum of the URJ youth movement NFTY, who is high up in social ranking or in NFTY Political power.

Ways to gain NFTY clout:
Attending URJ Kutz Camp (RIP)
Running for or being on Regional board
Knowing/being besties with someone with NFTY clout
Running for or being on North American Board
Traveling to other regions for events
Being a liked person
Being kind
Being Jewish

Not doing bbyo
Judah: Do i have NFTY clout? I feel so lame :(
Levi: duh, dude u went to kutz. Shut up about it already we get it. Kutz is dead be quiet
by Gherkin10990 February 17, 2020
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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: hey Vito, whatchya up to with that Apple?
Vito: “raises arm qwith the hostility apple tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: ah! my what? 😁take it easy big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you”shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs hysterically, Vito spins around and smashes apple on Bams sideburn juice flows while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
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Clout chaser

A person who defends and hangs out/follows the popular people. They tend to be friends with them. Steele Walker
Dang, look at Steele, he’s Such a clout chaser ever since he lost followers.
by Politically incorrect November 21, 2021
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