Nicage

A combination between the word "Nice" and the suffix "age."

Meaning cool, nice, awesome,...etc.

Josh: "Whoa! That babe from the beach totally gave me her number!"

Hipster: "Dude! Nicage!"

Josh: "I know! Nicage indeed!"

by Steve McAllister August 24, 2007

NicAhuBruce

For someone who is absent, gone AWOL, deserted, never there, or has just plain right left.

John just NicAhuBruce 'd outta here

by WheresHolland February 3, 2008

Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise

Two toddler siblings take a shared bath. While one contentedly entertains himself, the other stands up behind him and urinates on him.

I only turned my back for a second; when I turned around Manual had initiated a Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise on Isabella. She lucky that he only peed on her back.

by Crack Jacky September 2, 2009

NASCAR Marathon

Running 105 laps of the local quarter mile track. Possibly the least pleasant way to spend an afternoon.

I'll bet a NASCAR marathon on this - if the Patriots lose, I'll run a hundred and five laps, if they win, you have to

by searscadillac March 10, 2011

NASCARbation

When NASCAR fans obsessively watch NASCAR events for hours & hours.

"Bill is watching the Sprint Cup race on TV. It'll be hours before his NASCARbation session is over."

by petewhatshisface July 23, 2012

Nicaraguan Shotgun

When explosive diarrhea combines with low hanging testicles and the spread of the initial diarrhea blast is wide enough that you actually poop on your own testicles

Dude, it was so hot yesterday that after I ate that bad mexican food, I sat on the toilet and had a Nicaraguan shotgun. It took me like ten minutes to clean off my balls...

by yosefstalin September 6, 2013

niccapoop

Someone who smells like farts and everything they say is bullshitt

Bob: I ate the booty like groceries last night

Charles: oh Bob no you didn't! You're such a niccapoop

by Medusa_allday December 17, 2015