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we need to talk

The four most dreaded words known to man, whether they be spoken by a significant other, boss, roommate, parent, friend, etc. Usually means you fucked up big time and are about to be dumped, fired, kicked out, disciplined, or at least threatened with some form of punishment or formal rejection. Known to be a leading cause of mini-heart attacks and paranoia.
We need to talk.

Oh shit, what did I do?
by rtv0587 May 13, 2011
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Necedah

A hick town in Wisconsin, full of crazies and religious Nazis.
"Hear about the case where someone left a dead 90-year-old woman in the bathroom for 2 months, saying that prayers would bring her back to life?"
"That happened in Necedah, right?"
"Yup..."
by Vestakia August 21, 2008
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Social Needs

The habitual need to engage in social media communications as an unconscious attempt for validation of social acceptance. A type of obsessive compulsive disorder most likely rooted in childhood trauma or parental neglect.
"Man she updates her profile like 20 times a day!" "Yeah I heard she's social needs, just hit it n quit it"
by beergrunt September 25, 2016
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needle nose ned

Annoying person who you forget from the past but remebers you.
Needle nose Ned. Ned the head. Come on, we went to high school together.
by Eric Dolton September 7, 2003
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Needle Ass

An ass so narrow and skinny it resembles the threaded end of a needle. Characterized by the complete absence of butt cheeks, said persons bunghole looks like a cats with their tail up and makes only slight whistle noises when farting.

Can be caused by Noacetol overdoses, noassatall disease, or having a diet consisting solely of pizza bites and mountain dew. Deliberate needle ass conditions can be brought on by the Crack-ho-skinny diet.
Brooke's needle ass made it look like she had a camel toe in the back.
by John Wesley February 12, 2008
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needle dick

a dick so skinny it almsot looks like a needle
Timmy Sisco has a needle dick.
by Joe dilena January 10, 2008
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I need some more pie!

Explanation to life's questions that can not be anwsered. Anwser to everything.
Me: Hey! I feel something behind me!*turns back* Nobody here.I need some more pie!
by Mr.Bob October 6, 2006
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