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Nate

Nates are usually douchbags, they always like to win, even at things they are not invited to. He has a very special ability to turn his back around a 360 degrees angle. He talks a whole crap ton about politics and inturpts people alot. He has sexilicouse feet. He hates the wild Aiden who cant just wait to be president. He is a hardcore trump fanboy... like seriuosly, if Trump was a korean boy band, he would be there.
That Nate is autistic
by Jem Finch May 15, 2019
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Nate

Nate is the type of human being that can be an utter dyslexic retard or a sweet, cute but pedophilic bitch who gets everyone's attention for being the biggest, fattest, dyslexic person you know. Nate is also the type of person to lie about who he really is, for example, he says his dick size is 20 inches, 20! but in reality we all know that when a Nate is lying about his dick size, he is an insecure fatty with a fucked up eye and will never pull a woman but will pull a man from anywhere. If you know a Nate you need to run away and even leave the country. He will most likely steal your virginity as he had done to thousands of little children under the age of 5. When a Nate encounters a woman he is NOT the type of person to talk to them or even try to rizz em up. Instead he pulls of the classic Nate face which will INDEFENITLY scare the living shit out of any woman and make them either die of his horrific looks or make them flee the country and live in Antartica. The similarity between a clock and a Pedophile called Nate is that neither goes past 12. You know if your friend or boyfriend is really a Nate if he has committed more than 35 criminal youth sexual offenses, is fat, has a fucked up eye, is scared of women, says the N word at least 20 times a day and scares the living shit out of your family and the world.
Girl: When I saw a Nate I immediately shit my pants and ran to the nearest airport to get as far away from him as possible.
Boy: I want him sexually
by cool tiktokers to followe November 12, 2023
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Nate

The smelliest kid in the world. Like go take a fucking shower I can smell you through the monitor. Nate is the only exception for @all. The one we hate, but the one we all appreciate.
Go take a shower Nate.
by Sean moll March 8, 2021
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Nasty Nate

A good man that loves his wife, family, and friends and loves the finer things in life without being pretentious. Capitan Planet in training. Lives in NYC but really wants to build a cabin in the woods with his Bros. Imports/exports wigs for a side hustle. Deadlifted a truck once. Expert at how elephants walk.
"That Nasty Nate is a gossipy little bitch!" -Rachel
by Admiral Chucklefuck December 31, 2021
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Nate

A ice cube addict nickinpoop who likes tacos
Bob was being a Nate kicking the couch
by Chimps lives matter August 30, 2019
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Nate

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by kowaretaa November 14, 2021
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