The act of letting multiple women quickly peg you in quick succession. A speed gang is often used as a cooldown period for someone who needs a break from molesting young teens.
I was hitting up this 13-year-old girl in the DMs but had to take a break and let my girl speed gang my asshole
by boneduck July 18, 2022
When the VFD doesn’t run the motor fast enough for your liking so you crank that bitch up to 165 Hz.
Yo, this bottle rinser isn’t moving fast enough to keep up so I turned it to Gerry speed and it jammed so many bottles into that filler!
by Elcapitandongcopter February 20, 2021
(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.
e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.
by Barely Managing February 13, 2023
The art of walking faster than speed walking. If you need to get down the school halls FAST but can’t run? Walk at KALLEVIG SPEED? Lines too long? Just walk at KALLEVIG SPEED to get there faster?
by Charles Bishop June 15, 2021
The speed coil is a very well known Roblox item, very useful to be faster than a normal player without a speed coil. If you manage to get one Irl, then you can try to be fast as much as you want.
You: ayo this speed coil game pass is too expensive...
Chad: do you really need a speed coil to win?
Chad: do you really need a speed coil to win?
by Illhityouwithmybruschetta December 25, 2021
when a girl walks past you in bitch mode and makes a brief comment in attempt to demoralize you in front of your friends
by TheBigK February 03, 2010
When you send an email to the person in the next office and then appear in front of them before it hits their inbox or at the latest before they have had a chance to open and skim it.
"I think it's not right not to respect the speed of email. It is confusing."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."
by Vatu August 22, 2019