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Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.
Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
by Mike109999 January 31, 2022
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Jordi net

Internet connection that is slower then an Africans brain
This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.
by Teeth checker March 30, 2022
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Net Idol

A kind of (typically kaigai) idol who is mainly online rather than doing live events or going to cons.
Wota 1: Hey, did you see that one net idol groups livestream yesterday?
Wota 2: Connections? Yeah, they were so cool!
by shshshizuku November 27, 2020
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Grey Net

The Grey Net is area of the internet where a person can find the types of things or information that are not necessarily illegal to possess but are illegal to use, assemble, combine, or have in public. Things like illegally high powered laser pointers mislabeled to appear safe, a silencer for your gun that only needs a couple holes drilled to function, ED medications without a prescription, or a set of universal heavy equipment keys for 14.99. The Grey Net is simply the shady area of the internet, the dark web's somewhat more responsible brother.
"Wow! Is this what I think it is?"

"It sure is, I found it on The Grey net!"
by Freightrain47 January 22, 2021
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Fin again barbie bin net

Fin again
"Barbie bin net!"

"Fin again barbie bin net!!"
by fin again barbie bin net February 2, 2021
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net

him: *showing off* i fucked her, her, n her.

her: u a net.
by sumbodyudontknow March 3, 2021
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Net Ball

It’s a game we’re you use fishing nets and one ball and try to pass the line to the other team but try not to let the ball get to your side
Come on Audrey let’s play net ball!
Okay one sec Keighley!
by Pancing May 30, 2021
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