Choal napple

Another way of saying skoal apple.

Jonathan: Man, I'm all outta dip do you have a pinch I could get?

Blake: yeah man. You can get a pinch of my choal napple.

by Jonathan jarnder January 5, 2012

napoleon dynamite

the best flippin movie EVER gosh u frickin idiots u gotta c it if not im gonna get the butt load of gangz in my school ta kick ur tots cuz they're pretty good with a bow staff GOSH

napoleon dynamite iz da sexiest nerd in da world IDIOTS ima rape him in his face

by UR MOTHER'S NOSE February 10, 2005

napoleanism

Overwhelming desire to invade other peoples countries.Even if there's no chance of victory.

Im feeling a great sense of Napoleanism today i think i'll invade Russia,or maybe even Afganistan.

by popebenadict16 January 31, 2010

Nappening

When napping is imminently going to happen.

I see its raining outside all day and I'm hungover. Definitely nappening type of day! (I know one could say "napping", but fuck that...).

#napping

by Addilast June 8, 2016

eva-napped

When a person that goes by the name of Eva falls asleep for an extended period of time, much longer than a normal person nap, and any/all people in the same vicinity as her join her in hibernation.

Person 1: "There she goes again, eva-napping"
Person 2: "I've heard about this, be careful she'll put you to sleep"
Person 1: "Oh no thats just a wive's ta-zzzzzzzzzzzz...."
Person 2: "You've been eva-napped bit-zZzZzZ...."

by BigRed012 January 7, 2013

Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019

Nappin

When a male gives the public the appearance that he is having sex with lots of different women, but really is just a friend and takes cuddly naps with his girl "friends."

Dude Jake never gets actually gets with them girls, he just takes them back to his place is nappin them hoes.

by ScottAdams99 January 6, 2008