disco nap

a nap needed before you go out on the town for the night.

it was around 6:30, and kevin had plans to go out. he was tired, so he decided to take a disco nap.

by greencoast December 29, 2008

Buttered Nap Seed

Semen... hot, salty semen.
Gimme some of that Buttered Nap Seed... now!

"Nap - will you please pass me the tissues so I can wipe that Hot Buttered Nap Seed from under my right boob? Thanks babe. I love you by the way..."

by Nap July 19, 2004

victory nap

1. (noun) Lasting anywhere from two minutes to more than eight hours, a coma-like sleep induced by the culmination of sexual activity.
Non-gender specific.

2. (verb) The act of victory napping.

1. (n.) "Hey, after your victory nap, you're definitely cooking me breakfast."

2. (v.) "Last night was so much fun, I victory napped until this morning, making myself late for work because I hadn't set an alarm."

by miellyn August 24, 2006

nigger nap

noun: an overly long nap taken after midday. Usually between 4 - 6 hours.

Since Jamal lost his job, he's been taking excessive nigger naps.

by beansz069 August 18, 2009

Matt Nap

When one takes a short nap during work hours in the handicap toilets.

Matt's just of having a Matt Nap

by The Hound of Slaughter September 16, 2007

italo disco nap

A disco nap followed by an espresso before going out.

I had an italo disco nap before going out to the club tonight. Doubly refreshed!

by glacial23 March 25, 2010

nigger nap

A nigger nap is a way of sleeping while you are at work. It is when you go to the bathroom and sleep while standing in front of the urinal so that it looks like you are taking a piss. Be careful to not fall. Niger naps are not very comfortable or easy to accomplish but one is tired enough, one might be able to pull it off.

Hey James, I'm gonna go take a nigger nap. If the boss asks where I am, tell him I went to take a piss.

by Needles_Of_Agony November 10, 2007