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It means to french kiss with someone. It falls from french kiss to french to french's which is a popular brand of mustard.
Friend: Did you get to mustard today?
Friend of: Nope
Friend: Why?
Friend of: too many peoeple around
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batfuck and mustard

Said when a confluence of thought and/or action occurs during a conversation between two or more individuals. See: Poke, you owe me a coke, or the concept of a jinx, but without the imposed silence inherent in existing concepts.

This pejorative should be shouted and/or typed at any moment when both parties involved in a conversation type or say what is essentially the same concept (with allowances for differences in wording).

The declaration should especially come into play when this confluence occurs at several moments in the same conversation; the first instance might be unique, but three or more would justify loudly shouting "BATFUCK AND MUSTARD" from any available rooftops.
A: I consider the cantaloupe to be an unnecessary fruit.
(simultaneously)
B: I no longer require cantaloupes in my repertoire of melons.

A and B (unison): BATFUCK AND MUSTARD!

B: Indubitably.

A: I need a beer.
by unsquare June 19, 2007
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mustard girl

A girl who spreads easily like mustard.
Friday nights ain't bad when you got a mustard girl.
by WEPrechaun June 15, 2011
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mustard licker

the act of licking a yellow mustard color diarea from your lovers ass..get on that!
:D
"man,my girl is a mustard licker,and it really helps when i have a quezzie stomach!"
by kajsa lecker May 7, 2009
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Mustard Sock

A troll who thinks he's actually good at something he's not, most likely a video game, but can refer to anything.
This guy is horrible with Pikachu, he's such a Mustard Sock.

Good thing this Mustard Sock has no idea how to play LeBlanc, that hero is imba.
by KingRolo November 5, 2010
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Underhanded Mustard Russian

A crappy throw, toss, etc., where the person tossing the object misjudges the throw and completely misses the intended recipient, target, etc.
Lorenzo: "T-Bone, toss me a can of beer!"
T-Bone: "Here ya go!" (Throws beer 3 feet to the left of Lorenzo)
Lorenzo: "Dude, that was an Underhanded Mustard Russian if I've ever seen one!!!!! Now the beer is ruined!"
by Lorenzo Warshington July 23, 2010
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Mustard Nut

When your cum is thick and yellow like mustard.
I had to piss so bad but Lauren wouldn't stop with the head! so when i came all over her face it was mustard nut.
by Chuck Bucket March 1, 2005
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