Montana bisexual

A cowboy who likes to fuck both sheep and cows. Also known as a Wyoming bisexual by folks in Montana.

I saw this cow being buttfucked by a Montana bisexual and a sheep looking on with great interest.

by Texas chilidogger January 6, 2010

Molly Montana

What your grandparents say when they mean Hannah Montana.

Grandfather: Oh my, aren't you pretty? You look just like Molly Montana!
Granddaughter: It's Hannah.
Grandfather: What's that, Honey?
Granddaughter: Hannah.
Grandfather: What's she saying?

by Big Steve December 18, 2008

Tony Montana

When you put the head of your penis in your partner's nostril, and blow a load into her nose, making her snort it.

"I Tony Montana'd the hell outta my girl last night"
"Did you hear (name) talking about giving (name) a Tony Montana last night?!"

by Wolfswan02 April 14, 2016

big montana

When someone is sleeping you spread your butt cheeks and stick their nose in your asshole and fart, then slap their face with your cheeks

i gave andrew mitchell a big montana last night

by Michael Wahl May 13, 2005

Big Montana

The opposite of a sausage fest or testical festival. A party consisting of 90% or more females. A woman's vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich, hence a large gathering of vagina = the largest Arby's roast beef sandwich the BIG MONTANA.

Dude, you have got to get over to this party its a fucking big montana right now!

by Manly McMan May 18, 2006

Montana

A state that was located in the northwestern part of the USA, it used to house the secret for time travel but was destroyed by Gumby to forever remove the secret. It is now a black hole which rakes in more tourests then Montana ever got when it was there.

"Wow, this is a big improvement for Montana"

by Setlik0 May 30, 2008

Montanna

1. A name given to a child from the lack of education.

2. An alternative way to spell Montana.

Montanna is a pretty awesome guy that isn't even from Montana!

by Montanna April 5, 2008