monternet

Used by people all around the world (mainly Scotland) as an excuse when their internet turns off randomly

"sorry about that guys, monternet isn't working"

by ColeBatch February 19, 2017

Monterey Kid

Employee's Children; an unique group ages 35-newborn; part of the Monterey Boats Family; Friends who communicate and share different things between our parents; Loved by all

I'm proud to be a Monterey Kid! My mom works at Monterey Boats.

by The Monterey Kid May 18, 2017

monzerrella

The type of earning. Monzerrella, cheddar, or simply put "cheese," may be coupled with how easily earnings were made. Monzerrella being of the highest steeze.

I'm bout my monzerrella, yeah nigga I'm bout my cheddar. -Wintertime

by Ay Le On October 21, 2017

Moner

A boner that you get in the morning for no reason and can't control. A Morning Boner

Son: "Good morning mom"
Mom: "Ahh hide your moner"
Son: "Sorry mom can't control it"

by YOURMOMISYOURMOM April 17, 2018

Monteray

The formal name of spinach and artichoke dip.

You guys thinking crab dip or should we go with the Monteray?

by Jeffro85 July 31, 2018

Monker

Cross between mong and wanker, used when a person is doing something incredibly stupid or as a term of exasperation but the words mong or wanker can't be used e.g. In polite but older company ie. Grandma or out of touch person who might not recognise the misuse of either word.

You are such a monker, stop being a monker.

by Icky 772 September 19, 2018

Monterey

A very annoying guy who gets in your business and will tell rumors about you all the time.

Monterey just said u like someone is that true?
no!

by kittycatthat1 November 16, 2018