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Middle school

An awful prison that can only be run by Satan himself. Young, aspiring 6th (or 5th) graders who have much to offer the world are transformed into overconfident (or self hating) dumpsters filled to the brim with every type of depression imaginable. They almost immediately start crapping on others just to try to alleviate the onslaught of homework they have to go to war with every night, even though they know it won’t do anything. None of the teachers despite being over 3 times older than you can comprehend the fact that you have a life outside of school that may not be compatible with the 5 hours of homework you now have.

The middle school you go to attempts to hide the fact that everyone hates every second they are on school grounds with new “exciting” freedoms that you quickly figure out are completely overblown. If you have an older sibling then you prepare for middle school by not talking to anyone at all, and unfortunately you still get bullied. The kids who are the oldest of their siblings or an only child are chewed up spit out, stomped on, ripped apart until they are completely inside out, and casted to the garbage dump of unfair social hierarchy.
Now that you have a phone, your friends constantly text you about how they hate middle school, and if you don’t respond within 5 minutes, they call you and tell you how much of an ass you are for not tending to their needs through digital text.

Synonyms: depression box, and deepest darkest pit of hottest and firey hell.
by IcomplainToTheInternet17 October 5, 2018
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Madalèna

Pretty girl with lots of friends,shy,weird,smart,lonley forever,really crazy
Girl:Look at that crazy Weird girl
Friend1: that’s my best friend madalèna
by Someone who’s weird February 14, 2019
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Middleton Spank

A spank given only and exclusively by Tyler Middleton. These spanks are priceless, sensational, as well as very precious to one’s arse. Getting one of these can cost a pretty penny, but is well worth the money.
Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”

You: “Just received a Middleton Spank.”
by kurtcolayne October 22, 2019
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middle middle class

In between lower middle and upper middle class. When you can afford AirPods but you can’t afford college.
I’m middle middle class. I can pay all my bills and stuff, but my dad’s cancer treatment? I don’t think so.
by abbeythehuman December 27, 2019
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Middle school

Hell
The place where innocent children go to die. They lose most of their elementary school friends, and usually don’t get new ones. Most think they are now mature, even though they are definitely not, and become self-righteous. The girls (most) love gossip and drama, and turn into retarded and rude individuals. The boys learn to cuss, and think they are super cool when they do. The boys also become major pervs. When you come out of your last year of elementary school, you think that middle school will be awesome and just a step higher academically, but you were wrong, middle school sucks, and they give you WAY to much homework for your poor childish self. The teachers don’t care, and the lunches are sad. The boys begin to think they are awesome in 8th grade when they get taller than the girls. There are the cliques, and the fakes. The fakes are the ones that wear Birkenstock’s, crop tops, and ripped jeans.

Highschool is is only slightly better.
Luke: “I can’t wait to get out of middle school”
You: “I know high school will be sooo much better”
by Let’s goooo April 1, 2020
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cutler middle school

a bunch of kids who dont learn shit and the teachers are retarded
cutler middle school is as annoying as jacob sartoroius
by definiton 69 February 2, 2017
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Patapsco Middle School

A shit hole full of teachers that are either deaf or fresh out of Towson teaching their dumb ass classes that will have no impact on your life in anyway affecting your gpa causing you to get drilled by the godamn counselors who can’t do shit and don’t care about anything and throw out punishments like it’s fucking candy when you truly find out who someone really is and people think they’re hardcore for smoking weed and getting a blow job when more than half the kids haven’t hit puberty absolute shit hole!
Incoming 6th grader: I’m so excited for Patapsco middle school

Any other student: you’re a fucking prick
by HOCO student January 6, 2018
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