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Pull-in method

To insert penis into vagina upon ejaculation (from masturbation or fellacio). Usually done for physical satisfaction from the sensation or to enhance chances of pregnancy.
My wife’s vagina is sore and not trying to have sex, so I used the pull-in method since we are trying to have kids!
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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Xiaoling Yang Method

The Xiaoling Yang Method was used by US Citizens during the Vietnam war to avoid conscription. When reporting to their local army barracks for assessment, they would defecate themselves to be crossed off as not fit for duty.
"i really dont want to fight. i think im going to try the xiaoling yang method when they assess me to avoid conscription"
by Zhou Ping March 13, 2025
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flowy short method

when one wears flowy shorts for easy access of said hole during intercourse.
“We can’t have intercourse what if my parents come in it’s too risky”
It’s fine just wear flowy shorts…we can use the flowy short method”
What’s the flowy short method?”

“I just YANK the short to the side! Easy peasy!”
by Glitter Squirt Queen April 18, 2024
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Round of Applause Method

A hands free masturbation technique that involves slapping the penis on a man’s belly, followed by letting gravity slam his balls on his taint, allowing for the penis to bounce back up and repeat the process.
Dude, that guy is CRAZY at the Round of Applause Method.
by walkmf July 19, 2025
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The Flesh Method

When you're jerking off and get a lil freaky and decide to rip off your dick and use it as a dildo.
"I used the flesh method last night, it was amazing"

"Wtf man"
by The Top Balla June 20, 2024
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California Shower Method

Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.
by oasp March 20, 2025
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Whip Out Method

More reliable than the Pull Out Method at preventing pregnancy.

When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.
Bro, I kept knocking up like every chick I met until I started using the whip out method & now I've found inner peace.
by SeattleSteveO May 18, 2022
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