mental-floss

device used in an attempt to remove a disturbing mental picture.

It's gone! Someone deleted onion ring from the Urban Dictionary. I can put away my mental floss. That was just gross!

by Witchie-coo March 20, 2003

mentally unstable

Fucking crazy

I'm not crazy, I'm just metnally unstable......KILL! MURDER!

by MuzlFlash August 22, 2003

Mustang mentality

The mental state of individuals that drive Mustangs(new or old).Often seen as taking risks that people driving other, less godly cars would take.

Guy 1: I hate riding with Michael in his mustang.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He has a bad case of Mustang Mentality. When ever he has to get on the highway he always pulls out no matter how close on coming traffic is.

by ghandi99 July 6, 2008

mental constipation

Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.

He's got such a bad case of mental constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!

by Robodok January 7, 2009

Mental Rash

The raw mental state created from repeated exposure to unfavorable conditions, as often happens when you dislike your job.
Also, the unfavorable condition itself that causes such a state.

I'm so glad I quit my job today, it's been leaving me with a severe mental rash.
or
I hate my job so much. It's nothing but a mental rash

by Dave-Landon October 23, 2016

mentally innocent

Mentally Innocent (adj.) A euphemism for "retarded," "window licker," "dumbshit," etc. Mainly used to insult other individuals who are not truly mentally challenged but make poor decisions.

Drill Sergeant 1: "We were just told that we couldn't call you retarded anymore."
Drill Sergeant 2: "Yeah. So we're now referring to ya'll as 'mentally innocent'."
Unidentified Soldier: -- laughs
Drill Sergeant 1: "What mentally innocent fuck just made noise in my formation?!"
Drill Sergeant 2: "Half-right face!..."

by rascal312132 July 21, 2021

Chav Mentality

Chav Mentality is a phrase used to describe a person who is offended by anything (usually a harmless correction, or constructive criticism) that they do not understand. They will react in harsh tones, usually swearing or threatening the poor individual who made the original comment.

"John, you've made a spelling mistake". John who has a 'Chav Mentality' would swiftly reply with "What the fuck are you saying, that i'm thick? I'm going to bang you out bruv", or words to that effect.

by I-Am-Ozymandias September 9, 2013