melon-farmer

A man who's into women with large breasts.

Damn your GF is hot! Yeah man I love her melons, that's why I'm a melon-farmer!

by Biggerslol August 30, 2010

Mellonballing

Microwaving a cantaloupe, cutting a hole in it, and thrusting in and out of the mellon until you ejaculate. Then cutting up said cantaloupe and serving it at a fancy cocktail party.

I don't know which part of mellonballing I enjoy the most. Preparing the dish, or watching the delight on the faces of the party goers as they enjoy the tasty hors d'oeuvre

by themellonchef February 12, 2018

melon

A fantastic blowjob. See also: head succ becky

Dude, sometimes you just need some really good melon to get your mind off of things.

by Verber April 9, 2018

Red Mellon

Ingesting too many Amphetamines followed by one large bong hit will result in the subjects face to become a deep red color. followed by fever like symptoms.

I can't go to class today, I've got the worst case of Red Mellon

by Seduders October 28, 2009

Melonie

melonie is one HAWT girl. she likes to qweef. she has a choad too. she used to hang out with ms. orange-that bitch. but then she changed, and turned on her, cuz ms orange is a loser and now has NO friends.mwahaha hecks yes.

samantha-heyyy mel haha

by samantha April 26, 2005

Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen?

common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....

Example Robert Ask's Kirsty

Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?

Answer " Allot like Your cousin"

by Rjmjr69 May 28, 2008

melon farmer

A term that would sound derogatory but it really isn't.

Guy 1: Yeah, Frank is such a melon farmer.
Guy 2(who doesn't know what he is talking about): I know right?

by thisnameisalreadybeingusedbyme October 22, 2011