is matthew gay

NO HE LOVES WOMEN HE LOVES ANIME TIDDES

GIRL 1: IS MATTHEW GAY
GIRL 2: *PULLS OUT 12 GAUGE*

by defo not matteo January 28, 2021

Matchelorette

noun. Title given to single females using online dating as a primary means of meeting potential future husbands. May also be used as part of a woman's professional dating title found on either her personal or professional business card, as in "The Ultimate Matchelorette."

"How many matchelorettes have you dated before meeting me?"--perhaps used during a face-to-face meeting with matchelor.

by Stephanya September 12, 2005

Matthew Heba

A super short kid, usually not good looking

"Hey, did you see that guy over there? He's a total Matthew Heba!" "OMG gross!"

by okokalrigh July 28, 2018

macchew peanut

Macchew Peanut, also known as Matthew the peanut, Macchew Picchu, Macchew, Dr Macchew Peanut is a nickname for people named Matthew who are peanut brains. They are also very German.

Me: Hi Matthew
Matthew: It's Dr Macchew Peanut to you.

by jasm1neee November 17, 2019

Matthew Fernandes

A strait up hottie who likes to wear suspenders in school and finds loop holes in the ngs community.

Matthew Fernandes likes to play UNO with Lovepreet and Aadam.

by Awesomeness2.0 December 9, 2020

dave matthews band

A motley crew of has been roots rock "musicians" who think that playing seventeen instruments at the same time somehow makes them musically competent.

Few people know that Kurt Cobain killed himself because he heard the song "Ants Marching" by Dave Matthews band playing on the radio.

by FriendlyWalrus July 15, 2007

Matthew Mcconaugay

Male! A beach bum who does NOT shower, wear deodorant or wear a shirt. He usually plays bongos and eats his significant others placenta after she gives birth.

Jackie: Hey playa did you see that total Matthew Mcconaugay... that was a dingy mofo!

Kendall: You know i did son, that sucka needed a shower fo'sho

Jackie:He might as well jus' go play some freakin' bongos cuz ain't nobody wanted ta smell what he got goin' on

Kendall: THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT MY SISTA GIRL!

by Kyndel and Jah'kay March 4, 2010