Magic Grandpa

A twinkly eyed older male who appears to be, and considers themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but who eventually turns out to hold offensive views.

Had a chat with this old geezer in the pub but he went all Magic Grandpa on me after a few pints.

by Monkeyboyvalley August 11, 2018

Magic: The Gathering

Magic: The Gathering of Virgins

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

magic carpet

Inserting LSD in or around ones vaginal area, and having their partner consume it.

Susan "magic carpeted" Billy, and now he is tripping balls.

by Drewwy Ann June 18, 2006

Magic Carpet Ride

During sex between a man and a woman, the man starts singing "A Whole New World" from Aladdin. As the girl is stunned, grab her by her pubic hair and drag her across the room.

"I gave my princess a magic carpet ride last night, she was screaming the entire way."

by Carpet Rider October 30, 2012

magic box

A certain area in the vagina that is extremely sensitive to touch. It is almost as erotically pleasing as the g-spot.

It was sooo good. He tried to hit the g-spot but instead he HIT my magic box and GOD DID HE WORK IT!

by Nissa + samantha June 19, 2003

magic hour

The time of day, usually late afternoon, when the sun hits and everything is golden. It's the perfect time to take pictures when the lighting is right.

I took her picture at magic hour, she looked enchanting.

by My Pseudonym January 5, 2006

magic john

Tiny fairy that comes and deposits his "love and kindness" on your face while you sleep.

Dave, what is that crusty white stuff on your face.

That is where Magic John came and visited me last night.

by Magic John August 16, 2006