Owl-mail

E-mail received after typical work hours.

"A LOT of owl-mails regarding our upcoming Jameson Blitz next week came through last night." "I got an owl-mail on the new proposal last week." "What kind of heartless bastard sends owl-mails on the weekend?"

by GetSmart! February 7, 2019

Stranger mail

A message you just sent yourself as a reminder, but forgot about soon enough to be thrilled by the beep signaling "mail received". Like if other people actually wanted to text you.
Mechanism akin to that of Stranger's hand.

Damn! I thought someone remembered my birthday this year, but it's stranger mail with this article on suicide I wanted to save for later.

by adasny March 23, 2018

He-mail

An email sent from a male to a group of males regarding motorcycles, vintage cars, or last night's football game while purposely excluding females.

Male: "Hey Shannon, did you see what Brian sent?"
Shannon: "No. I wasn't included in that He-mail."

by AppleBlack June 26, 2019

Mailing the Package

a term used after having sex with a woman

Oh sorry Brian I was too busy mailing the package

by PowerOf1000Chins July 12, 2019

e-mail failure

when you type someone’s name wrong in an email but the government knows who you were trying to contact and contacts them through esp anyways.

The e-mail failure had someone thinking about the sender during the day.

by Coop Dupe December 12, 2019

tea mail

a gossip filled email

OMG, Becky sent me the best tea mail about Jessica today.

by nemaki May 7, 2019

hunk mail

Fan mail sent to a beautiful person.

The actor receives hundreds of pieces of hunk mail each day.

by smjgJsbjgsm May 28, 2018