GetSmart!'s definitions

Durky

A hat that short people wear to give appearance they are taller, but they are still short as fuck.

Tim lost his durky at my house, and might get midget wrangled.

by GetSmart! September 3, 2018

Owl-mail

E-mail received after typical work hours.

"A LOT of owl-mails regarding our upcoming Jameson Blitz next week came through last night." "I got an owl-mail on the new proposal last week." "What kind of heartless bastard sends owl-mails on the weekend?"

by GetSmart! February 7, 2019