Lovedrunk

A word used to describe the act of getting drunk due to a failed love interest.

Tommy got Lovedrunk last night because of the whole Sarah situation.

That sucks.

by Alpha0m3ga December 10, 2010

LOCD

Stands for Lying Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Not a real disease of course, but the difiniton is:
A person who tells many lies and they think they are getting away with it.
When people start to ask questions, they make up more and more lies to cover up, then there is a whole big web of lies. A person with LOCD doesn't know they have LOCD.

Kate: I thought you said you saw Lucy at the shops on saturday, but she said she went to the movies with her boyfriend.

Emily: Yeah when i asked her what movie she saw she said that she "forgot"

Kate: haha, i think she has developed LOCD

by sandshoe May 1, 2009

laced mutton

A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.

Check out that noxious old heifer -- laced mutton of The First Water.

by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011

Locked up bigger than Dallas

When something is moving so slowly, it resembles the traffic congestion of Dallas during rush hour. South/East Texan phrase.

"Computer froze again, damn thing's locked up bigger than Dallas"

Typically run together as "locked up bigger'n Dallas".

by outsnyder November 7, 2011

Lockdown

The time when someone tries to kill everyone in a school, in which your fucked

Schools on lockdown

by Bigdickcollin January 17, 2019

Getting locked

To be imprisoned; Put in jail

Guy 1: Now a days, getting locked makes you cool!
Guy 2: Smh

by kittypaw2 March 23, 2012

vapor locked

whe a woman has all her holes plogd by dics

she got vapor locked by three duddes last night

by jose leland November 23, 2003