Limping

The probable outcome of having a Guardian of Freedom performed on oneself.

She was limping for weeks after she got the Guardian of Freedom.

by Guardian of Freedom October 16, 2011

clit limpet

where one gets a seal between ones upper lips and her lower lips

oh my lord I can't believe it. She's such a dirty clit limpet!

by tom roberts June 19, 2004

limpit

Someone who clings onto you and dosen't let go. Best decribes someone who follows you around EVERYWHERE, and can be very clingly when is come to relationships - freindly or intimately.

There is a girl who calls you every five minutes, always asking when you are going to be around and when she can next see you. She also aways says that she misses you and can't bear to be apart from you for more than a few hours. She is definately a limpit.

by Sarah Gr. November 3, 2005

limpet

type of hugging or bodily contact that resembles a Limpet in its strength of attachment.

"I hadn't seen Cheryl in two months and when I came back she Limpeted me."

"Miriam? Yeah we get on really well, she's my limpet."

by DC January 13, 2005

limpgasm

a phenomenon only experienced by men where an orgasm is achieved an the penis is not totally erect, often times looked upon as a negative event

Thomas-dude, how'd it go with Susan last night?
Joe-it was alright, only I pulled a limpgasm...
Thomas-ouch man that must've sucked

by x450 January 12, 2011

limpiosexual

The sexual attraction to Mr. Clean

person 1: Bro, why does Mr. Clean have so much cake?
person 2: Bro, you probably a limpiosexual.

by kinda_stupid April 23, 2020

limpada

A young girl usually of hispanic heritage that links with their mother to purchase food at a grocery store.

I noticed how she was always with her mother when she shops here. She must be a Limpada.

by ManofOwnPeace October 19, 2020